Wetherden Baptist Church, Elmswell Road, Wetherden, Suffolk, IP14 3LN
A duck walks into a store and goes up to the manager and says "Do you have any quackas?"
and the manager says "No, we don't have any quackas" So the duck leaves. The next
day he comes back and goes up to the manager and says "Do you have any quackas?"
and the manager says "No, we don't have any quackas" so once again the duck leaves.
He comes back 4 the third time and says "Do you have any quackas?" and the manager
says "No we don't have any quackas and the next time you come here asking for quackas
I'm gonna staple your feet to my desk!" So the duck leaves. A few days later the
duck comes back and asks the manager "Do you have any staples?" and the manager says
"NO, we don't have any staples" Then the duck says "Do you have any quackas?"
What happens when you play table-
First it go's ping! then it go's pong!!!!!
Q) what happened to the lady who dreamt she was eating a big marshmallow???????
A) in the morning her pillow had gone!!!!!!!!
Three boys were bragging about their dads and the 1st boy said "My dad scribbles down a few words calls it a poem and gets £50 for it!"
The 2nd boy said "Well my dad scribbles down a few words and calls it a song and gets £100 for it"
Then the 3rd boy said this "My dad scribbles down a few words calls it a sermon and 8 people have to collect the money he gets!!
A man went to the doctor and said "Doctor, every time I close my eyes I see Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Pluto...WHAT CAN I DO ??? ! !"
The doctor replied "Just take a few days off work, -
