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Why did the chicken cross the road

To get away from Colonel Sanders

 

What do you shoot yellow elephants with?

What? There is no such thing as a yellow elephant!

 

What do you call beef on the ground?

Ground beef!

Amanda

 

Why did the first hand man cross the road?

To go to the second hand shop!

 

What type of cake do you take to the shower?

A sponge cake!

 

 

Knock, knock

Who's there?

Doctor

Doctor who?

Well give me a drink of doctor pepper and I'll tell you

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Howie

Howie who

I’m fine - howie you?

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Me

Me who?

Me - don't you recognise me?

 

Knock Knock

Who's there?

Eggbert

Eggbert who?

Eggbert (Egg but) no bacon!!!!!!

 

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